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    Got this gem via email today:

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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    I'm nervous to see what the Orange County nursing homes will look like in 30 years. [shudder]

    I have a friend that lives up in the hills. His wife was the last woman on her block to get implants. Out of the dozen families up there, all of the women have had work done. It's unbelievable.

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    Reminds me of a Seinfeld observation.

    The number one fear people have is public speaking. The number two fear is death.

    That means that at a funeral, most people would prefer to be the one in the coffin rather than the one delivering the eulogy.

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    And consider all the young hotties today getting tattoos. Think what they'll look like in old age.

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    Ride It Like You Stole It CowgirlUp's Avatar
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    I was just thinking the same thing! lol

    I took my grandma for her first tattoo when she was 72. When the artist asked her where she wanted it she said "Put it on my shoulder, I think that's the only part that won't sag" LOL
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