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    H a i k u Error Messages
    Found this on the web, wanted to share. We've all been there -


    The Web site you seek

    Cannot be located, but

    Countless more exist.

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    Chaos reigns within.

    Reflect, repent, and reboot.

    Order shall return.

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    Program aborting

    Close all that you hav e worked on.

    You ask far too much.

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    Windows NT crashed.

    I am the Blue Screen of Death.

    No one hears your screams.

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    Yesterday it worked.

    Today it is not working.

    Windows is like that.

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    Your file was so big.

    It might be very useful.

    But now it is gone.

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    Stay the patient course.

    Of little worth is your ire.

    The network is down.

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    A crash reduces

    Your expensive computer

    To a simple stone.

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    Three things are certain

    Death, taxes and lost data.

    Guess which has occurred.

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    You step in the stream,

    But the water has moved on.

    This page is not here.

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    Out of memory.

    We wish to hold the whole sky,

    But we never will.

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    Having been erased,

    The document you're seeking

    Must now be retyped.

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    Serious error.

    All shortcuts have disappeared.

    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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    I ate your Web page.

    Forgive me; it was tasty

    And tart on my tongue

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    [Message removed since filter was culprit to my post]
    Last edited by DesignerWiz; April 30th, 2007 at 06:09 PM.
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    I think you meant Haik-u- Error Messages.

    It's not the OP's fault. Haiko must've set the filters up to change the word haik-u into Haiko.

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    I've moved this to the Daily Chuckle and changed the title. It won't accept Haiku, but I was able to put "Haik u".
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    Oh, lol. I think we were trying to edit the title at the same time. Couldn't get it to show Haiku

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    I dispise being called H a i k u
    Continued Success,

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    15:59, 30th Apr 2007 MichaelColey Thread moved to 'Daily Chuckle'.
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    LOL
    Continued Success,

    Haiko
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    Some of the quotes above have been around for years. But it's nice to see that others reflect the existence of the web.
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    This is awesome. At least if I got one of these I would not go postal for 20 minutes once a week
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    I think the Haiko (Haik -U) problem was the funiest part of this post.

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