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May 3rd, 2007, 09:23 AM #1Horse 1.0
I received this in an e-mail. It sums up horse care perfectly!
Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0. I soon noticed that this program appears to have numerous glitches. For instance, every time my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1.
Many times I have been in the middle of writing an important document and a window will flash telling me to run Clean Stall 2.0. This program also contained applications I did not wish to install such as Manure 8.5, however they auto-installed with Horse 1.0.
Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.1 can no longer run, crashing whenever selected. Possibly worse is that Horse 1.0 has attached itself to programs such as Finance Manager and MS Money, with folders added such as "Monthly Shoeing" and "Winter Blanket". Periodically, I'll get a reminder telling me to send a check to the manufacturer of Horse 1.0 for the aforementioned items.
I have tried to uninstall Horse 1.0 several times, but when I try to run the uninstall program, I get warning messages telling me that a deadly virus known as "Withdrawal" will infect my system.
Your complaint is not unusual. A common misconception among users is that Horse 1.0 is a mere "Entertainment and Utilities program" It is not- it is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed to run everything!
A warning will soon be imprinted on the box. Since you have already installed Horse 1.0 here a few tips on how to make it run better. If you are annoyed by the applications Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 you may run C:\HIRE HELP, however this will cause another folder to be added to financial applications labeled "Staff". Failure to send payment to "Staff" will result in Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 being run again on startup.
A note of caution: NOT booting up your computer for several days is not the solution for avoiding Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. You will find that when you boot up your computer again a nasty virus called "Colic 4.2" will have attached itself to important documents and the only way to rid your computer of Colic 4.2 is by purchasing and installing Vet 10.1, which we admit is extremely expensive, but crucial. Otherwise, Colic 4.2 will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Finally, it is important that you run C:\Carrots and C:\Scratch Ears along with C:\Groom daily.Be the change you want to see in the world ~ Gandhi
May 3rd, 2007, 10:23 AM #2
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May 3rd, 2007, 02:46 PM #3
Oh yes! I've used Garden 4.3! What a fabulous program!!
I even charge others to use my version Manure 8.5 when they want to upgrade to Garden 4.3Be the change you want to see in the world ~ Gandhi
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