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May 7th, 2007, 07:09 AM #1Fruit
Three ecologists are exploring the deep jungles of the Amazon
searching for new plant life when they are captured by a tribe of
cannibals. They are taken back to the village to be tried by the
chief. The chief stares at them and is about to give the
usual 'let's boil them alive' orders, when he gets an idea.
"I shall let each of you go," he says, "if you can go out into
the jungle and within one hour, come back with 10 identical
pieces of fruit." The men are overjoyed when they hear this so
off they run into the jungle to gather fruit.
Half an hour later one of them comes back with 10 peaches and
proudly brings them to the chief. The chief looks at the fruit
and tells him that he will let him go if he can shove all 10
pieces of fruit up his rear end without changing his
He notices all the serious faces of the tribesmen so he starts to
shove one up there, but with the peach halfway in he lets out an
agonizing shriek of pain. The chief promptly gives the order to
10 minutes later the second guy comes back and sees his friend
lying dead in the dirt. The tribesmen grab him and tell him to
open his hands for the chief. In his hands he holds 10 identical
berries. When the chief gives the same orders he is visibly
relieved and quickly begins to shove the fruit up his rear end.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... and suddenly the guy busts
out laughing! Not amused, the chief once again gives the order to
kill the guy.
Now the two dead guys are up in heaven discussing what had just
happened. "You only had one more berry to shove up and you were
home free! Why did you start laughing?"
"I couldn't help it. I lost it when I saw Fred coming down the
path with 10 pine-apples"
May 7th, 2007, 07:14 AM #2
That's funny!!Be the change you want to see in the world ~ Gandhi
May 12th, 2007, 04:01 AM #3