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    January 18th, 2005
    Cambridgeshire, England
    Three ecologists are exploring the deep jungles of the Amazon
    searching for new plant life when they are captured by a tribe of
    cannibals. They are taken back to the village to be tried by the
    chief. The chief stares at them and is about to give the
    usual 'let's boil them alive' orders, when he gets an idea.

    "I shall let each of you go," he says, "if you can go out into
    the jungle and within one hour, come back with 10 identical
    pieces of fruit." The men are overjoyed when they hear this so
    off they run into the jungle to gather fruit.

    Half an hour later one of them comes back with 10 peaches and
    proudly brings them to the chief. The chief looks at the fruit
    and tells him that he will let him go if he can shove all 10
    pieces of fruit up his rear end without changing his

    He notices all the serious faces of the tribesmen so he starts to
    shove one up there, but with the peach halfway in he lets out an
    agonizing shriek of pain. The chief promptly gives the order to
    kill him.

    10 minutes later the second guy comes back and sees his friend
    lying dead in the dirt. The tribesmen grab him and tell him to
    open his hands for the chief. In his hands he holds 10 identical
    berries. When the chief gives the same orders he is visibly
    relieved and quickly begins to shove the fruit up his rear end.
    1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... and suddenly the guy busts
    out laughing! Not amused, the chief once again gives the order to
    kill the guy.

    Now the two dead guys are up in heaven discussing what had just
    happened. "You only had one more berry to shove up and you were
    home free! Why did you start laughing?"

    "I couldn't help it. I lost it when I saw Fred coming down the
    path with 10 pine-apples"

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    That's funny!!
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