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    confession
    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

    Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
    grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
    girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

    Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

    Man: "What sins?"

    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

    Man: "I'm Jewish."

    Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

    Man: "I'm 92 years old. I'm telling everybody."

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    I like that.


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    :lol

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    That's a good one

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    Oh, that's classic! LOL
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