I know, I know. I just made a contradictory statement regarding cocaine use in another thread. But these bother me:

SURF CITY, N.J. - Welcome to the Jersey Shore! Have a great time, but please donít dig too deeply in the sand in Surf City (you could get blown up), feed the seagulls in Ocean City (you could catch a disease), or draw dirty pictures in the sand in Belmar (itís rude).

If you have tummy trouble, donít even think of going to Sea Bright, and if you come to Spring Lake, leave your spear gun at home. Other beaches wonít let you eat, pick flowers, fly a kite, gamble or ride a camel.

For a state that relies heavily on shore tourism to power its economy, there sure are a lot of things you canít do here.
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