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  1. #1
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    January 17th, 2005
    I'm sending this message to tell you
    That taxes have taken away
    The things that I really needed --
    My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh.

    Now I'm making my rounds on a jackass,
    He's old, he's crippled, he's slow,
    So you'll know if I don't see you at Xmas,
    It's cause I'm out on my ass in the snow.



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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    St Clair Shores MI.
    LOL ..gotta send this to some friends and clients..

    WebMaster Mike

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    Combine the two and you have the makings of a profitable reality!

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    January 17th, 2005
    Good one G,

    Thanks we all could use a laugh.

    Happy Holiday [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Love Life to the fullest. we only get ONE chance! :-)

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    Millionaire on training wheels Justdoit's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Just got this from a friend in Texas..

    From: Santa Claus

    I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve
    the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina,
    Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.

    Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, North American
    Fairies and Elves Local 209 renegotiated my contract. As part of the new and
    better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that
    in mind.

    However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your
    local replacement, which happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His
    side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering
    toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences
    between us.

    Differences such as:

    1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus.
    He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:" These toys
    insured by Smith and Wesson."

    2.Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC
    cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't
    smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit
    can handy.

    3.Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of
    reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time
    and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

    4.You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen." whenBubba
    Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott
    and Petty."

    5."Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to
    hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!"

    6.As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a
    Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."

    7.The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and
    It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area.
    Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit
    IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars
    crashing into each other.

    And Finally,

    8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the
    wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents
    under the tree.

    Sincerely Yours,

    Santa Claus

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    January 17th, 2005
    I think I know Bubba Claus. He lives next door to me!

    “That’s the song I’ve been sangin for years, that’s the way the wild wind blows” – Robert Earl Keen

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