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    January 18th, 2005
    There's vampire bats and sewer rats, there's lice and crabs,
    But the lowest form of life on Earth is the slimy Parasite and his ad.

    An hour before the sun comes up, he crawls out of his pit,
    You wouldn't get too close to him for the smell of slime and ... other little bits,
    Beneath the cloak of darkness he sets off, all clad in black,
    To serve his wretched masters goes the slimy Parasite.

    And when his treachery is done, on his knees he crawls back home,
    His kids don't want to know him, so he eats his tea alone,
    They haven't been to school for days, they're shamed that he's their dad,
    "Tell me, what's your father do?" "He's a slimy Parasite."

    He sits at home and counts his hoard to find out what he's worth,
    But what value would you put upon the lowest slime on Earth?

    And when he finally dies - and our Parasite is no more,
    Nobody mourns his passing, no-one's even slightly sad,
    Upon his grave these words inscribed - "Here lies a Parasite."

    So he walks up to the pearly gates where the heavenly bell does ring,
    Says he, "I've worked hard all my life, you'll surely let me in.
    "I've always done the boss's will, to have served him makes me proud,
    "So please give me my halo now, and my little fluffy cloud."

    Saint Peter slowly shakes his head and looks him in the face,
    "What makes you think that I've got room for Parasites inside this place?
    "You've robbed your neighbor of his job and his children of their food,
    "You've stabbed your brothers in the back and betrayed your sisters too.
    "My angels would lay down their harps, do you think that I'm that mad?"
    And to burn forever he dispatched the Parasite.


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    This is good [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]


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    Love Life to the fullest. we only get ONE chance! :-)

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