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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Flight Attendant
    Disclaimer: I didn't write this but it's pretty funny:

    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly. So lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."
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    I used to love that joke =0)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liquidate
    I used to love that joke =0)
    Oldie huh? ;-)
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    Funny! I 'had' a gay attendant from New Orleans to New York a few months back and he made comedy of otherwise boring flight rituals.

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    Flight Attendants in general can be quite funny, no matter what sex or orientation.

    At least in the United States, here in Asia they are so proper, polite, but boring

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