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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    THE question
    [font='Arial','sans-serif']A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed[/font][font='Arial','sans-serif'] reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question.

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAN D: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"[/font]


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    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

    HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

    HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

    WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: -- silence ----------------

    HUSBAND: " Sh*t."[/font]



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    Hahaha, nice!

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    ROFL... love it!!!!
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    Good One!

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    ROFL ... that's a really good one.

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    Cool Gotta know when to clam up.
    Not that I have marital issues, but jeez! - Ya just gotta learn when to stop.
    ROFL

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    Good one, Rexanne!

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    Busteedddd...

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    haha
    kinda funny

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    Too funny. Thats a good one.

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    Thanks for posting. Now I know the right questions to ask!
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    Good One!
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    I so needed that laugh, thanks (smile)

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    Thanks for the laugh!! I needed something good after a day of jury duty!!


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    LOL, thanks Rex - good source for a chuckle today.
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    After a lot of years together, you'd think that I would have learned (and always applied) the "do you like this outfit" questions. Getting ready to meet friends for a bite yesterday afternoon, Ellen tried on two pair of shorts and asked "do you like this one, or is this one better?"

    Not thinking, I said: "I don't really like either pair with that top."

    Several outfits later, I finally came back to my senses and said: "actually that first pair of shorts and the top looked good together. Really shows your slimness better than the other outfits" LOL
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    Cleo and Ana - if you still need to LOL (who doesn't?!) check this out:

    http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread...763#post720763
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    Cool Rex, thanks

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    Hi, This post is very informative, however I would like some specific information. If someone can help me then please send me a private message. Best Regards,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky
    Hi, This post is very informative, however I would like some specific information. If someone can help me then please send me a private message. Best Regards,

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    I found it very informative as well...do you golf?

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