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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    The Frank Feldman Story
    A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

    He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."


    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the
    time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened
    like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

    Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
    won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
    like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you
    should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special.

    Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could
    remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods
    to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not
    like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank
    Feldman, he could do everything right."

    Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
    traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But
    Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a
    woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if
    she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes
    highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a
    mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his
    f*cking widow."

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    Good one!

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    good one! LOL
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    Cool, Rexanne, cool...
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    Yup, Sure ... now let me check ... Cagles Mill's Avatar
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    That was hilarious! Best one I've heard (er... read) in a while.
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    Good One..

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    Ok, that one had me laughing out loud and the dogs looking at me like I am crazy.

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