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    Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
    Some of these are old, but worth repeating Remember I am not a doctor and haven't tried most of these myself. Except the WD40/Duct tape one

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down
    your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
    while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
    sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
    few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
    timer.

    5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
    rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
    afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tool s in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
    and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    (k, back to bed now )
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    The Seal of Aproval rematt's Avatar
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    I see the drugs are still working . Hope you're feeling better.

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    ROFLMAO!! Those are great!!!
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    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
    sink

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
    afraid to cough.


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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL those are terrific!

    Deb, seems you're feeling better and back to your normal, happy self. :-)
    Peace,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    Deb, seems you're feeling better and back to your normal, happy self. :-)
    Would be nice, but no, not back to normal at all. This was from an email that I got.

    Glad you keep trying to make me better though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by loxly
    ...You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape....
    I don't get it. That's not a joke. Those are the only two tools I have ever needed.



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