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    Chick with Brains Tracy's Avatar
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    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a gal a break?"

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!

    So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes.

    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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    ROTFLOL

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    HA HA HA HA - LMFAO



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    too funny

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    hehe

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    Tracy,

    I think we have to change your avatar to

    HEHEHE too funy!

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    Tracy, Rotflmao! Ha ha ha!

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