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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    I Take Sheet
    Got a good zinger in on my wife this weekend. While camping, as she is preparing for bed, my wife looks at me and says, "Did you take my sheet?"

    Without missing a beat I replied, "Honey, I take SHEET from you lots of times!" One kid choked on a soda pop, the other started slapping the table. I continued, "In fact, I think I've taken SHEET from you every day we've been married!" Second kid began rolling on floor. "As a matter of fact, I think I take SHEET from you two or three times a day!" Even my wife started laughing with us, at that point.

    I dunno, maybe you had to be there, the night I took SHEET.
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    Excellent. Hubby accuses me of stealing the covers all the time. Next time he complains he's in for a surprise.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by elbowcreek
    Got a good zinger in on my wife this weekend. While camping, as she is preparing for bed, my wife looks at me and says, "Did you take my sheet?"

    Without missing a beat I replied, "Honey, I take SHEET from you lots of times!"
    You can't write comedy or comebacks like this. Perfect!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeachBDM
    Funny Stuff!
    Reminds me of short-sheeting bunks in college dorm rooms. That must be like giving someone just a "little bit of sheet."
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