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    Wink Politically Correct With Women
    How to speak about women and be politically correct:

    She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF OF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

    She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.

    She is not a NAG - She is VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

    And so I don't have to hear it from Rexanne

    How to speak about men and be politically correct:

    He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.

    He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

    He is not BALDING - He has FOLLICLE IMPAIRMENT.

    He does not act like a TOTAL A$$ - He developes a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

    It is not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants when he bends over - It is REAR CLEAVAGE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurgerBoy
    And so I don't have to hear it from Rexanne
    Somehow, I think you'll still have to hear it from her.
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    He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.


    He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

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    I'd say that's the coolest post ever... but then what little respect people have for me now... even that would be gone!!!

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL - good ones BB!

    You done good this time
    Peace,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    LOL - good ones BB!

    You done good this time
    I figured I was in for a tongue lashing from you.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BurgerBoy
    I figured I was in for a tongue lashing from you.
    In your dreams ;-)
    Peace,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    In your dreams ;-)
    Mine too.

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    Very funny!~

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