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    ABW Ambassador Sheri's Avatar
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    A Little Golf Humor
    I don't play golf, but a friend of mine just sent these to me and I thought they were funny. And appropriately, there are FOUR! (fore!)



    A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson:"You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course.What's your secret?"

    Michelson replied, "The holes are numbered!"

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    Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.

    The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

    "Yes" says the woman.

    "Did you hit him with that golf club?"

    "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

    "How many times did you hit him?"

    "I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times; just put me down for a five."

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    A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back hit him in the forehead and killed him.

    As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked, "Are you a good golfer," to which the man replied, "Got here in two, didn't I?"

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    The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

    She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

    He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?



    Sheri

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Very funny!
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    The numbers do help...

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    Affiliate Manager Howard Gottlieb's Avatar
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    Ha ... love it
    I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die
    to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there
    isn't and die to find out there is.

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