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September 6th, 2007, 11:09 AM #1A Little Golf Humor
I don't play golf, but a friend of mine just sent these to me and I thought they were funny. And appropriately, there are FOUR! (fore!)
A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson:"You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course.What's your secret?"
Michelson replied, "The holes are numbered!"
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times; just put me down for a five."
A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked, "Are you a good golfer," to which the man replied, "Got here in two, didn't I?"
The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?
September 6th, 2007, 11:18 AM #2
Very funny!Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.
September 10th, 2007, 02:55 PM #3
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- June 6th, 2007
The numbers do help...
September 10th, 2007, 03:01 PM #4
Ha ... love itI would rather live my life as if there is a God and die
to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there
isn't and die to find out there is.
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