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September 19th, 2007, 01:42 PM #1
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- June 6th, 2007
Normally I'm the reader of these chuckles, so to break the trend here is my virgin joke post... :)
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
September 19th, 2007, 02:06 PM #2
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- June 18th, 2006
- The Call is coming from Inside the House!
September 19th, 2007, 04:41 PM #3
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