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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

    The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban
    sun glasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I
    tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will
    you give me a calf?"

    The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his
    peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

    The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
    Connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA Page
    on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation System to
    get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA
    satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

    The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
    exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

    Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
    has been processed and the data stored.

    He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
    Spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,
    receives a response.

    Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
    miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
    says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

    "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the

    He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused
    as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

    Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly
    what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

    The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why

    You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy.

    "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

    "No guessing was required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here
    even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I
    already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much
    smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is
    a herd of sheep.

    Now give me back my dog

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    January 18th, 2005
    lol. good one!
    Deborah Carney

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    Oh deary dear.

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    That is a FUNNY one.

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    Thanks for the laff, Rexanne!

    (And I'm gonna bet that guy is a congressman from New York because as usual he's fiddle-farting around when he should be doing his JOB!!!)

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