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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    You may have seen this but I thought it was a RIOT! If you work from home, try it on spouse, kids or neighbors!

    Office Dare Game. 2 or more participants desirable, but not necessary.

    ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
    1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
    2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
    3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
    "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
    4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
    5) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
    6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I just needed to take a breather".
    7) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
    8) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

    THREE-POINTS DARES
    1) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). MY LAST DAY AT PROSOUND I WANTED TO PAGE MYSELF AND SAY "LINDA - I'LL MISS YOU! DON'T FORGET TO COME TO MY DESK AND SAY GOOD-BYE BEFoRE YOU LEAVE!"
    2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
    3) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
    4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
    5) Shout random numbers while someone is Counting.

    FIVE POINT DARES
    1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

    2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

    3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

    4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

    5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.

    6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

    7)In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".

    8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

    9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".(Extra points if it is a male, even more if he is your boss)

    10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

    11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

    12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

    13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

    14) Speak with an accent (French, German, porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

    15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

    16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

    17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

    18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

    19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life
    counterparts.

    ******************************************************
    And if that wasn't enough for you ... How to keep a healthy level of
    insanity:
    1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

    2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
    3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
    with that.
    4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
    5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    6) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
    7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
    8) Don't use any punctuation
    9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
    10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
    11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
    12) Sing along at the opera.
    13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
    14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
    15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
    16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
    17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
    18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
    "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
    19) And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ... Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

    Linda Buquet
    Outsourced Affiliate Management, Consulting & Recruiting

    Opt-In HTML Email Marketing & SEO
    www.catalystEmarketing.com

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    My dog was sitting here giving me strange looks as I was laughing at your post. So funny, I'll let the wife take a copy to work I think



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    Lol Linda!



    Maybe I shouldn't be laughing, I already have a bunch of points and didn't even know about the game.



    Coincidence Me baby!

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