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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    Since everyone is waiting for the Dance I thought I would share this song I found on another forum. Cracked me up. (Gave credit to the author, I didn't write this.)

    The Google Dance
    (Sing to the tune of "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats )

    Gggg oooo oooo gggg llll eeee
    Google Dance!

    It can dance when it wants to, it can leave your site behind
    Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine

    I say, it can dance when it wants to,
    a pattern they will never find,
    And you can link your site all over this world
    leave the real one far behind
    And it can dance(2x)

    Google!

    Ah it will come when it wants to, the tech is young and so am I
    And it can fresh your site just about every night Then surprise you with a PR5

    I say you can push the red button, if you don't nobody will
    And you can act real cool and totally removed
    While we all act like imbeciles
    I say it can dance, it can dance, everything under control
    It can dance, it can dance, nothing you can do at all
    It can dance, it can dance, everybody's peein' their pants
    It can dance, it can dance, everybody give it a chance
    Google Dance
    Oh well the Google Dance
    Ah yes, the Google Dance

    Gggg oooo oooo gggg llll eeee
    Google Dance

    It can dance when it wants to, it can change your life and mine
    As long as we don't spam it,
    always gonna have it
    Everything'll work out right

    I say, it can dance when it wants to, it can leave your site behind
    Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance
    well they're no friends of mine

    I say it can dance, it can dance, everything under control
    It can dance, it can dance, nothing you can do at all
    It can dance, it can dance, everybody's peein' their pants
    It can dance, it can dance, everybody give it a chance
    The Google Dance, the Google Dance...

    Copyright 2003 The Hoolinet

    Linda Buquet
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    I always thought the Google dance song was:

    Shake shake shake

    Shake shake shake

    Shake your booty
    Shake your booty

    Jason
    “That’s the song I’ve been sangin for years, that’s the way the wild wind blows” – Robert Earl Keen

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    I always thought the official song was "When Google Comes Marching Home Again" in honor of Johnny.

    CJ Rocks! CJ Rocks! CJ Rocks! CJ Rocks!

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    I can't believe I just sang that in my head...lol

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    Deelz - that was a GOOD one.

    Just came up with another and I swear I made this up myself!

    SING to UNCHAINED MELODY

    Ohhhhhh, goo-oogle bot
    My darling
    I've hungered for your touch
    A long, lonely time

    Time goes by so slowly
    And time can do so much
    Will my site shine?

    I need your love
    I need your love
    God speed your hits to me

    Lonely surfers flow
    To me, to me
    Google please dance, just for me!

    Slowly sales are rising
    We are parasite free
    Please raise PR
    just for meee!

    I need your love
    I need your love
    God speed your love to me

    Repeat 20 times and may the Google Gods be with you!

    Linda Buquet
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    AffiliateMakeover.com <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I can't believe I just sang that in my head...lol <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Big deal ...I did even better than that.. I just sang it in my head using the bands lead singer for vocals .

    If I were able to make a file of the tune , and link you guys to it, you would be very impressed and SWEAR that it was the REAL Men Without Hats singing it

    That's cute, and very clever - I like it !

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    The hits come marching 1 by 1 Hurrah, Hurrah,
    The hits come marching 1 by 1 Hurrah, Hurrah
    The hits come marching 1 by 1
    The Google Dance Starts my ranking will show
    My PR will rise and my sales will grow
    And we all start chanting…

    The sales are coming 2 by 2 Hurrah, Hurrah...

    Or how about:
    I like that old time rock 'n' roll
    The Google Dance will sure soothe my soul..

    STOP!
    What am I doing here again! I'm launcing a hot new program tomorrow, I better get back to work. But I'm kinda getting hooked on this Google Song thing.

    Linda Buquet
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    Where have all my pages gone, long time passing?
    Where have all my pages gone, long time ago?
    Where have all my pages gone?
    Google dropped them, everyone.

    When will I ever learn?
    When will I ever learn?

    The Wolf Credo: Respect the elders. Teach the young. Cooperate with the pack. Play when you can. Hunt when you must. Rest in between. Share your affections. Voice your feelings. Leave your mark.

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