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    Thumbs up The very first ever Blonde GUY joke
    An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
    If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

    The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped also.

    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

    "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

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    ROFL, that was a good one.

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    Heh
    I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die
    to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there
    isn't and die to find out there is.

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    Too cute! I even read it out loud to Hubby.

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    Good One! I will be passing that one along.

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    Lol Lol
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    I don't get it....







    O wait nevermind. It finally got through my golden locks....

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    Awesome.

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    NICE! That one is definitely going in the book.

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    Talking He He!
    It was nice to read a male blonde joke... very good!

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    Good joke....

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    Good joke, about time too!
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    I printed this out and showed it to my wife. She laughed for hours afterwards.

    I told her to shut up and make a bologna sandwich for me.

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    A blonde guy I know won't read this thread lol....
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    datalink - i like the joke a lot. i'll be retelling that one for sure. and when i do, i'll tell everyone that it was datalink who originally told me the joke.

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