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    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time..

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>George Bush is visiting an elementary school and announces to the class, "You can all ask me questions."

    A boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions for you":

    1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?
    2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get their oil?
    3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?

    Then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. Fifteen
    minutes later the kids come back in class and again Bush says, "You can all ask me questions."

    A boy named Charlie raises his and says, "I have five questions for you":

    1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?
    2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get their oil?
    3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?
    4) Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
    5) Where's Bobby? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    LOL

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    Lol, I suppose he would have answered:

    1) By following the rule of law.
    2) Not at all, Iraq broke the terms of the treaty which was established after they invaded Kuwait, and we want Saddam to stop killing people and raping their children.
    3) Because the earth has a circumference of thousands upon tousands of miles, a fair amount of which is covered by people who resent our successes and wish to kill us.
    4) Undoubtedly a plot by the democrats!
    5) Why, coaching at Texas Tech, of course!



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    LOL depends on who helps him answer. I suspect he had lots of help if he answered elbowcreek's answers. Left on his own, the answers would go a lil something like this:
    1- Helps to have republican friends&family in Florida! Not to mention, a republican Supreme Court!
    2- Whats wrong with oil?
    3- We'll worry about that after we've gotten all the oil. Gotta take care of the important things first ...
    4- I dont know, ask my boy Mr. Ashcroft
    5- Same as 4 .. possibly Guantanamo? He was acting suspicious.



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    LOL!

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    rofl - very funny!

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    Condoleeza Rice watch out, Sal and Elbowcreek are after your job

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    Sweet post. lol

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Hey, all I gotta do is change my first name. And, well, my gender. Guess I don't want that job all THAT much, lol.

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