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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    The Half-Wit
    an old cowhand owns a small ranch in Montana.

    The Montana Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

    “Just when and how much do you pay ‘em?”, demanded the agent.

    ”Well,” replied the rancher, “There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. Now, I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board”.

    ”The cook’s been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board.”

    'Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about 10 bucks a week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”

    ”yeah, that's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,” says the agent.

    ”That would be me, Sir” replied the rancher.

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    Staril - Mad Cat Woman Sue's Avatar
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    December 12th, 2005

    Sounds very familiar

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    So true. - Surprise and Delight!

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