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    The Pastor's Donkey
    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
    pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.

    The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
    pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

    The next day the local paper headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
    the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:

    NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

    The Bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she
    sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read:

    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
    donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

    Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.

    MORAL OF THE STORY?

    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery
    and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying
    about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.

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    that was good
    Ma, where the beer? :escape:

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    Lol, that's a good one.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mobilebadboy

    Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery
    and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying
    about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
    Amen!
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    Good one!

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