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    Husband Wanted
    A woman ran the following ad in the newspaper:

    HUSBAND WANTED:
    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (60's),
    MUST NOT BEAT ME,
    MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
    AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day she heard the doorbell ring. But, much to her dismay,
    she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a Wheel
    chair. He had no arms or legs.

    The old woman said: "You're not really asking me to consider you, are
    you? Just look at you...you have no legs!"

    The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

    She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"

    Again the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed?"

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said:

    "Rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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    See? Then people wonder about the reason for all the big dick spam.

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