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    Looking for the best way of eliminating human static~!~!~!
    When alwayls walking across the rug, reaching for the doorknob and..........ZAP!!!

    How can I deal with this ???

    Help, helpe me!!!!!

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    Help, helpe me!!!!!

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    Are you high right now? But as far as the problem. Don't walk on the rug, float over it. Or get one of those poles high jumpers use, and high jump the rug. Or get one of those machines the Star Trek people use and (whatever you call it) to the other side. What else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlemonkey
    When alwayls walking across the rug, reaching for the doorknob and..........ZAP!!!

    How can I deal with this ???

    Help, helpe me!!!!!
    littlemonkey,

    Enjoy the little ZAP!

    It could be worse!

    Be glad that you're able to walk across the rug always, at least you're not this poor monkey that is live on the web 24/7, on a cage: My Life As A Monkey! Live

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    How come littlemonkey has "Posts: 0" while he/she has two posts on this thread already?

    Am I seeing sth strange? BTW, I'm not high

    Being off topic again tonight...

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    ABW Veteran Mr. Sal's Avatar
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    How come littlemonkey has "Posts: 0" while he/she has two posts on this thread already?
    Because posts made on the "Daily Chuckle" Forum, don't count!

    And probably littlemonkey just joined ABW, and wants to discharge the static electricity here, before making the first post on any other forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    Because posts made on the "Daily Chuckle" Forum, don't count!

    And probably littlemonkey just joined ABW, and wants to discharge the static electricity here, before making the first post on any other forum.
    Ahhh, learn something new every day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by littlemonkey
    When alwayls walking across the rug, reaching for the doorknob and..........ZAP!!!

    How can I deal with this ???

    Help, helpe me!!!!!
    Just spray the rug with Static Guard!

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    Just in case you are serious, the air is too dry so use a humidifier.
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    and hold a frayed electrical cord in your left hand ...
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