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    Favorite Line From A Holiday Movie
    What's your favorite line from a holiday movie? It should be one that never fails to bring a tear to your eye or crack you up.

    Here's mine:

    "Merry Christmas! Shitter's full." -- Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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    "You'll shoot your eye out kid" -- A Christmas Story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhea
    What's your favorite line from a holiday movie? It should be one that never fails to bring a tear to your eye or crack you up.

    Here's mine:

    "Merry Christmas! Shitter's full." -- Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
    I was thinking of that exact movie when I saw the thread title... Only I was thinking of this after his rant about not getting a bonus...

    "Hallelujah! Holy s**t. Where's the Tylenol?" ROFL.

    I also like this little rant...

    "We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of ***holes this side of the nuthouse. "
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    Probably the best of the Vacation movies. Don't know my favorite line tho, could be something from Scrooged or maybe the more recent Badder Santa.

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    Best holiday movie ever: The Ref.

    "The spirit of Christmas is either you're good or you're punished and you burn in hell."

    "Do you know what this family needs? A mute."

    or choose any of the lines from the IMDB entry

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    What's your favorite line from a holiday movie? It should be one that never fails to bring a tear to your eye or crack you up.
    Well, this one may not be a holiday movie, but in the movie it's a holiday!

    And not only crack me up, but also can bring a tear to my eyes, when I compare the title of the movie with some other stuff.

    "How Can The Same Shit Happen To The Same Guy, 4 Times!" - from the movie: "Live Free Or Die Hard" With Bruce Willis as police detective John McClane.





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    "You used up all the glue on purpose......"........"not a finger"

    a Christmas Story.....when she "accidentally" breaks the leg lamp and he comes running from the basement...I Love this movie....

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    From "The Bishop's Wife"

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    The first one that jumped to my mind, and even before I got to Mr. Sal's post , was a quote from the original Die Hard. Not a Holiday film, but was set during the holidays.

    McCane is crawling through the air ducts and he starts grousing to himself in a whiny voice something like "Sure! Come out to the coast for a while, spend some time with the kids..."

    I totally love that line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhea
    "Merry Christmas! Shitter's full." -- Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
    Best line ever!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an Angel gets it's wings............

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    Billy and Mandy Save Christmas (stupid I know but the show is funny even though it's for kids)

    "Mrs. Claus, Christmas isn't about destroying your enemies and taking over the world with a vampire army" "It's about cookies"

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    Another Christmas Vacation line...

    "I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet."

    LOL.
    -Don't criticize anyone til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
    - Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

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