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    ABW Ambassador beachcom's Avatar
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    May 11th, 2006
    Myrtle Beach SC
    The Husband Store
    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
    woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
    entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
    of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
    shopper may choose any item fro m a particular floor, or may choose to
    go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
    the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
    floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
    and Help With Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
    with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
    sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
    on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
    store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love $ex.

    The second floor has wives that love $ex and have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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    January 18th, 2005
    That's awesome!!!!
    Deborah Carney

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
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    LOL - classic

    Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic

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    Network Rep & ABW Ambassador Carolyn - ShareASale's Avatar
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    September 6th, 2005
    Hey Joey, what floor were you on?

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