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December 23rd, 2007, 05:21 PM #1:super: Salary Increase
The maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'
Maria: 'The Master did.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'
Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'
Maria got her raise.
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