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December 30th, 2007, 07:09 PM #1
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By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......
Room Service : "Morrin Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.. don't think so."
RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RoomService: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
Guest: "I mean butter.. just put the butter on the side."
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
RoomService: "One Minnie Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .. rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "....and you do, don't youLeDonna
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do
December 30th, 2007, 07:14 PM #2
I've already been accused of not having a sense of humor lately so I'll just move on.================================================================
Been away, now I'm back. Not as much, but I'm back & starting from scratch. Where I was, was fantastic. Where I am now, less so. Things have changed, become harder. So have I. Game ON!!!
December 30th, 2007, 07:17 PM #3
Room service via Indian call center...Hmmm...that could get interesting...
December 30th, 2007, 07:37 PM #4Originally Posted by Leader
December 31st, 2007, 04:12 AM #5
LOL - I think it's hilarious an yes, I did understand what tenjooberrymuds meant by the end of that.Peace,
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December 31st, 2007, 09:03 AM #6
December 31st, 2007, 10:29 AM #7
December 31st, 2007, 05:23 PM #8Originally Posted by Beachy
If it was regular Ebonics I would have spotted it right away! Not too many Jamaicans around my area though...hence my initially mistaking it for Ind-grish...