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    Just came across a product that I couldn't help but laugh at since it seemed so oxymoronic to me, a ...

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    So I thought of getting a running tab of members' favorite oxymorons.

    Some others of worthy note are:
    Jumbo shrimp
    Peace maker missile
    Living dead
    cruel kindness

    How about "trusted third party"

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    driveway, parkway, don't think those are oxymorons?

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    she was "pretty ugly"

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Haiko:
    So I thought of getting a running tab of members' favorite oxymorons.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    soft rock
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Connie Berg:
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    something to learn about Heaven's geography.

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    You have to be from around here to appreciate this one:
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bghtn:
    You have to be from around here to appreciate this one:
    Wise Virginia

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    To know that you do not know is the best.
    To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
    Lao-tzu<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Is that a poke at Virginia or West Virginia?

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