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    Newbie E111ena's Avatar
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    unfortunate notices :)
    Here are some unfortunate notices.

    In a toilet

    Toilet out of order please use floor below

    In a Laundry

    Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

    In a store

    Bargain basement upstairs

    In an office

    Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday, please bring it back or further steps will be taken

    In an office

    After tea break staff should empty the teapot, and stand upside down on the draining board

    Outside a second hand shop

    We exchange anything, bicyles,washing machines. etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain

    In health food shop window

    Closed due to illness

    In a safari park

    Elephants please stay in your car

    During a conference

    For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

    In a farmers field

    The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges

    On a repair shop door

    We can repair anything, (please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn't work

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    The Seal of Aproval rematt's Avatar
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    LOL, my favorites have to be the last 2.

    -rematt
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    Some of those are priceless. I especially like the last one also.

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    Newbie E111ena's Avatar
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    lols, Im glad that you like I liked the teapot one.

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    Newbie E111ena's Avatar
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    I know, and isnt it so typical of the repair shops, too? at least the ones that i have been to - the most broken down, disintegrating, hole in a wall type of places!

    lols, anywho...

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL

    ... elephants please stay in your car
    Peace,

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