[Snowfinch]

Have you ever lived next to someone that was just totally irritating?

I have a neighbor like that.

The guy is a trucker. He works for Planters.

The man drives me nuts.



Come on. Think about it.

I made that one up myself. But it's 5 in the morning and I am tired.

Plus, I use to live in Iowa. That's why the joke is so corny.

[PDXreader]

wow.

[Snowfinch]

Just in case people aren't getting this attempt at humor...

The guy is a trucker driver for Planters. You know. Planters Peanuts....

So, he drives me nuts...



I know today "humor" is suppose to be full of things of a sexual nature, have gross body functions in them or have an overtone of racism or homophobia in them, but...

I don't play those games.

So...

What's the real reason why the Troll under the bridge didn't eat that first Billy Goat that tried to cross?

Be he was just a kid.

[porkchop]

Ha Ha - It made me laugh!

[writerguy]

Originally Posted by Snowfinch

I know today "humor" is suppose to be full of things of a sexual nature, have gross body functions in them or have an overtone of racism or homophobia in them, but...

I don't play those games.

Hooray for you, Snowfinch. I applaud every attempt at good, clean humor.

And I tend to be nuts about the corny stuff myself. (Probably because I'm originally from Nebraska, where we also know a lot about corn. )

[Herb ԿԬ]

arrrghhh

[bettylou]

Originally Posted by writerguy

Hooray for you, Snowfinch. I applaud every attempt at good, clean humor.

And I tend to be nuts about the corny stuff myself. (Probably because I'm originally from Nebraska, where we also know a lot about corn. )

Same here -- about the jokes and the knowing a lot about corn!

[Rhia7]

Snowfinch, I find your clean humor refreshing

Since you joke about nuts you're an Old Salt

[Snowfinch]

Thanks for the nice comments.

However, I must apologize.

I wrote that about keeping my humor clean and then contradicted myself.

In an attempt to win a hoodie, my humor became somewhat vulgar.

But you must understand something.

When Sean Penn won the Oscar for Best Actor, after my brilliant performance in "To Kill A Snowfinch", I was devasted.

Not only had the Academy Awards totally overlooked me, but now, Sean Penn had won the Oscar that should have been mine.

I became desperate to win something. Anything. Even a hoodie. And at any cost.

If I could win that hoodie, I would have my revenge on Sean Penn and the all those associated with the Academy Awards.

In my desperate attempt at revenge, I wrote things that contradict my statements in post #3.

I apologize and will attempt to tone it down a notch or two.

NOTE: I am not really missing all the marbles I appear to be missing. They were stole from me, just like my Best Actor Oscar.

[SlowCooker]

You are a hoot Snowfinch! Love the clean jokes that aren't blonde jokes.

[lody]

Don't worry, your not alone having some irritating neighbors.

[rachit14nov]

Hooray for you, Snowfinch. I applaud every attempt at good, clean humor.

[2busy]

um, rachit, please don't copy and paste previous posts. go read http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread.php?t=125548 to learn the error of your ways.