[frank3iii]

On a tour of Oregon, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
mountains for some sight seeing.

He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Liberal Democrat man, wearing sandals, Hawaiian shorts, a "save the whales" T-shirt and a tree hugger hat was struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a
10-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding semi-conscious Democrat from the bear. Then
using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and hauled it to
their truck.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to come over. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was
a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I have
seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and has access to all of Gods wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all of Gods wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting.

By the way, is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go back to Portland and grab another one?"

"Just the facts, Ma'am"
Sgt. Joe Friday, Dragnet

[Gordon]

Oh blimey I nearly peed my pants at that one

Gordon YouTrek.com
<font color=red size="1">All parasites are scumbags and should be treated as such....</font><font color=blue size="1">STAMP EM OUT!!!</font>

[swampy_webber]

Now that's funny! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I needed that...

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Donald Trump (1946 - ), "Trump: Art of the Deal"