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Here is a funny one I got from a friend today.

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and

generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a

generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called

Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After

careful consideration by a team of government experts, it

recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of

Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,

Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available

in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power

beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible

for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we

can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning

to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good

old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new

concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."