[Neil]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe,
sits at the bar ,and orders double whisky's all night for him and the giraffe.
at the end of the night ,the two of them get up to leave ,
and the giraffe falls over unconscious on the floor,
the drunk man looks at the giraffe, then turns to leave...
the barman shouts to the man HEY! ! .... YOU CANT LEAVE THAT LYING THEIR...
the drunk man turns to the barman and replies,,,,
that's not a lion that's a giraffe...

lion,,, lying,,, lion,,, get it ! ! !

oh well ! i thought it was fuuny...