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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:10 PM
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Now that the serious results are in - all well-deserved - how about a thread about the silly nominations we'd love to see... but wont.

Like...

Most Long-Winded Affiliate
- Mike and Charlie is a gimme

Affiliate no one ever understands
- Either Mike and Charlie or MDiddy

Affiliate most likey to be banned this week
- Too many to choose

Most graphic affiliate
- Duh! Mr. Sal!!

Affiliate who the "Hide Posts from this Member" button was created for
- You know who you are!

Biggest Linkshare suck-up
- uh... NOT Ron

Member with the greatest amount of posts - that never actually says anything
- don't EVEN nominate me!!!

Member - besides Todd - that feels tracking is not affected

Member with best Avatar

Member who needs a NEW Avatar

Most eligible ABW member

ABW member you'd like to spend 5 minutes alone with (for bad reasons)

ABW member you'd like to spend 5 minutes alone with (for good reasons)

ABW member most likely to blow his commissions at the track

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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:20 PM
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and the winner is...

Ron!
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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:22 PM
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Hey, I won!!!!

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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:28 PM
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"Member - besides Todd - that feels tracking is not affected"

I don't think there are any problems with tracking. Reporting? Now that's an altogether different subject.
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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:35 PM
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ABW member you'd like to spend 5 minutes alone with (for good reasons)
Hummm... these could all be the SAME ABW member..... Not gonna touch that.... rofl
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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:36 PM
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Yeah, I had the same thought but was not going to name names.
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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:42 PM
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is there a "most beers" category? if we add one, someone nominate me - i'd nominate myself, but i gotta run to the store and get started...
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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:47 PM
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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:49 PM
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How can we forget...

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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:51 PM
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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:53 PM
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How can we forget...

The affiliate who in real life looks NOTHING like you imagined they would look
All of them.

How about:

Affiliate Most likely to Blame Google (TM) for all their problems...
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Old February 10th, 2006, 03:57 PM
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member who's sig file is 10 times bigger than any of their actual posts

(Everyone is glancing down at their sig files now)
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Old February 10th, 2006, 04:20 PM
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How can we forget...

The affiliate who in real life looks NOTHING like you imagined they would look
I was about to say most of them actually do look like I think and then remembered June and being stunned by one in particular!!!!! (not you and he knows cause I tell the story often, lololol)
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Old February 10th, 2006, 04:45 PM
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What about ABW member whose avatar looks the most like Red Green? lol
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Old February 10th, 2006, 04:58 PM
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Old February 10th, 2006, 05:01 PM
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How about the ABW member who got the most free chocolate in Vegas. I guess that would be for 2006 though.

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Old February 10th, 2006, 07:35 PM
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BurgerBoy is right behind me but, I have a reason to believe that Rhia7 will be the Most graphic affiliate for 2006
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Old February 11th, 2006, 09:15 AM
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oh good categories that I actually care about.
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Old February 11th, 2006, 01:03 PM
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How about "Most Useless Member" - which would probably be me. I get so much from you all but don't have much to offer back. About the only thing I can really contribute to is our "cancel" thread - that's really sad.

Maybe some day I'll learn enough that I can help a newbie, too.
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Old February 11th, 2006, 01:10 PM
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About the only thing I can really contribute to is our "cancel" thread - that's really sad.
The "Cancel" thread is fun
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Old February 11th, 2006, 03:40 PM
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I'm addicted to it!
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Old February 13th, 2006, 02:03 AM
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How about the Funniest ABW member & Smiling ABW member

My vote: Neil for funniest ABW member & Rexanne for the Smiling ABW member...
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