[Paul_Ward]

2 women walking home after a night out drinking. After stopping in at a graveyard to take a piss one wipes herself clean with her underwear, the other uses a nearby wreath. The two husbands meet in the pub the next day; "i'm going to have to keep an eye on my wife" says the first man " she came home last night without any underwear on", "that's nothing" sobs the 2nd "mine came back with a card stuck in her arse saying 'we'll never forget you- from all the boys at the fire brigade'"