I am posting this not as a representative of my company, but as someone who can't stop laughing...
A costume party is planned with the theme: "Dress as an Emotion." On the
night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a
guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He
says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And
the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on
in and have a drink!"
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped
around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit!
What emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink." The
host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party!"
A couple of minutes later, the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
host opens the door to see two guys from New York, stark naked, one with his
p*nis stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other, with his p*nis stuck in a
pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Christ, guys, what the hell are
you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the
street. What emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies, "Well,
I'm f*ckin discustid, and my friend here, has come in dispair."