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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
order, Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom
mirror, and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early.

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your
mind. You broke some furniture, d in the hallway, and got that black eye
when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I
have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,
I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26

Hot Breakfast - $4.20

Red Rose bud -$3.00

Two Aspirins -$.38

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